Watch my feet, they’re quick as lightning

Mesmerizing and kinda frightening

Dance and feint, my devilish twirling

Dervish leap my swords are whirling

Energizers keep me going and going

My engine’s hot, powered by Boeing

 

.. <chorus> ..

That’s the dodger bash and bucking

Try and face me it’s dirt you’re sucking!

 

Great big ret hammer held up high

Silly bonecrusher, you think I’ll die?

Down it comes, power strike to critical

Oops you missed, don’t be too cynical

Off block I come, it’s my time for fun

Drink back a blood, great thirst, and you’re done

 

.. <chorus> ..

That’s the dodger bash and bucking,

Try and face me now dirt you’re sucking!

 

What’s next? Who’s that, just joined my fight?

Heavyweight, no! Get out my sight!

On block you go, max time, so slow

Attack of the snake, so blood will flow

Bring out the panther to staunch the bleeding

Aspirins, blind bears that’s what I’m needing

 

.. <chorus> ..

That’s the dodger bash and bucking,

Move my butt, or it’s dirt I’m sucking!

 

I dodge, you block, it seems forever,

You poison me, give up? I’ll never!

Poison steed, rip him asunder

Hurry up, Or I’m six feet under.

Two on one now, the tide has turned

Not long now, and your lesson’s learned

 

.. <chorus> ..

That’s the dodger bash and bucking,

Try and face me now dirt you’re sucking!

 

That’s the dodger bash and bucking,

Try and face me now dirt you’re sucking!