"Mid Level Bonecrusher Executioners' Blues" - WoD cover version of Taylor Swift's "Shake it off"
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM )
I have low Hit Points
And get killed easily
That's what Tankers say
That's what Tankers say
I can't block too well
And I'm slow on my feet
At least that's what Dodgers say
That's what Dodgers say
But I keep fighting
Can't stop, won't stop hitting
It's like I got this blessing, Sheara
Saying it's gonna be alright
Cause the Dodgers gonna dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge
And the Tankers gonna block, block, block, block, block
Baby, I'm just gonna crit, crit, crit, crit, crit
Crit them off, Crit them off
Cause the Dodgers gonna dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge
And the Tankers gonna block, block, block, block, block
Baby, I'm just gonna crit, crit, crit, crit, crit
Crit them off, Crit them off
I want many a quick fight
That's how to Tallaars
And that's what they don't see
That's what they don't see
More blessings, less valor (Blessings less valor)
You stalling means less bouts (Stalling means less bouts)
And that's what they don't know
That's what they don't know
But I keep queuing
Can't stop, won't stop Tallaars
It's like I got this yearning
In my mind, for valor and for a "+1"
Cause the Stallers gonna stall, stall, stall, stall, stall
Overbuffers gonna buff, buff, buff, buff, buff
Baby, I'm just gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
Exe them, Exe them
Cause the Stallers gonna stall, stall, stall, stall, stall
Overbuffers gonna buff, buff, buff, buff, buff
Baby, I'm just gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
Exe them, Exe them
Crit them off, Crit them off
Exe them, Exe them
Crit them off, Crit them off
Exe them, Exe them
Hey, hey, hey
Just think, While you've been wasting gold, overbuffing yourself silly
And wasting your time and everyone else's time
We could have been churning out: Valor. Like. Crazy
This fool name-dropped his big bully friend
He's like, oh my god
But I'm just gonna Exe
And to the playa' over there with the hella good smart
Won't you queue Tallaars baby we could kill, kill, KILL
Cause the Dodgers gonna dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge
And the Tankers gonna block, block, block, block, block
Baby, I'm just gonna crit, crit, crit, crit, crit
Crit them off, Crit them off
Cause the Stallers gonna stall, stall, stall, stall, stall
Overblessers gonna buff, buff, buff, buff, buff
Baby, I'm just gonna kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
Exe them, Exe them
Crit them off, Crit them off
Exe them, Exe them
Crit them off, Crit them off
Exe them, Exe them
Crit them all, Crit them all
Exe them, All of them (You've got to)
Exe them, Exe them
In Tallaars, then outside